Corn Rolls

A new level of classiness: smooshing four pictures together...INTO ONE PICTURE!!

Another slam-dunk from King Arthur. Goddamn, I love stomping around with my filthy, filthy feet on the shoulders of giants!

Corn Rolls
From King Arthur's Whole Grain Baking.

Ingredients:
½ cup lukewarm water
½ tsp white sugar
2 ¼ tsp active dry yeast

1 cup frozen corn kernels

½ cup whole yellow cornmeal
¼ cup wheat bran or germ
½ cup whole wheat flour
2 cups bread flour
1 ¼ tsp salt
3 Tbs potato starch flour OR potato flour OR ½ cup potato flakes

¼ cup nonfat dry milk
¼ cup orange juice
1 tsp vanilla extract
3 Tbs light corn syrup
3 Tbs honey
6 Tbs unsalted butter

Vegetable shortening

Directions:
1. To proof the yeast: dissolve the sugar in the lukewarm water, and sprinkle the yeast on top. Let it rest for 10 minutes.

2. Thaw the corn kernels in the microwave, and then puree in a blender. Let cool while the yeast is proofing.

3. Combine the dry ingredients in a deep bowl, and once the yeast is done proofing, combine all of the wet ingredients (except for the shortening), pureed corn, and yeast. Knead for 3-4 minutes or until a slack, medium-soft dough is formed.

4. Cover the top of the bowl with plastic wrap and let the dough rise for 1 ½ hours at ~70°F.

5. Lightly grease a 9x13” pan, your hands, and a sharp knife with the shortening.

6. Gently deflate the dough and cut it with the greased knife into 16 equal pieces. Carefully shape them into rolls by pulling the dough smoothly into a small knot on the bottom of the roll. Place in the greased pan, evenly spaced and not touching.

7. Cover the rolls and pan with the plastic wrap and let them rise at 70°F for another hour.

8. Preheat the oven to 350°F.

9. Bake the rolls for 25-27 minutes, or until golden-brown on the top.

10. Remove the rolls and let them cool for 5 minutes before trying to cut into them.

Wheat Rolls

Mmm, insect producty...

These rolls have it all. Flavor. Fiber. Insect product. Guaranteed to please anyone who possesses a keen intellect, discriminating palate, and – need I even say it? – superlative personal odor. Plus they’re darn easy.

Wheat Rolls
From King Arthur’s Whole Grain Baking.

Ingredients:
1 cup (8 oz) lukewarm water
2 ¼ tsp active dry yeast
½ tsp white sugar
¼ cup (2 oz) orange juice
4 Tbs unsalted butter, cut into small pieces and left at room temperature to soften for an hour, preferably
3 Tbs honey
2 cups whole wheat flour
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 ¼ tsp salt
3 Tbs potato starch flour OR potato flour OR ½ cup dried potato flakes
¼ cup nonfat dry milk*
Vegetable shortening

Butter.  Did I mention butter?

Directions:
1. Proof the yeast by dissolving the sugar in the lukewarm water and then sprinkling the active dry yeast on top. Let sit for 10 min. until foamy. If you have instant yeast, do not despair! For you can skip this step.

2. Combine all of the dry ingredients while waiting on the yeast, then add the yeast and other wet ingredients. Stir together and then knead by hand for approximately 4 minutes, or until you have a smooth, medium-soft dough. Cover the top of the bowl with plastic wrap and place it in a warm (~70°F**) place for approximately 1 ½ - 2 hours. It’ll be puffy but it probably won’t have doubled in bulk.

3. Using the shortening, lightly grease a 9x13” pan.

4. Squeeze the dough carefully with your hands to deflate it, and transfer it out onto a lightly greased work surface. Keep the shortening on hand as you work – you’ll need to re-grease the work surface, and your hands, in the next step.

5. Grease your hands and a knife blade, then cut the dough into approximately 16 even small pieces.

6. To make traditional roll shapes, pull the dough into a small knot on the bottom of the roll. Place each roll knot-side down in the greased pan, spaced so that they are not touching.

7. Cover the pan with the plastic wrap again and return them to whatever warm, private place you have selected for them to reflect on their impending doom. Let them rise again for another 1 – 1 ½ hours, or until they are puffy and starting to touch each other.

8. Preheat the oven to 350°F.

9. Remove the plastic wrap and bake the rolls for 25 minutes, or until they are pleasingly brown on the top. Remove and let them cool for 5 minutes before you try to cut into them, or else they’ll tear in a most obnoxious way.

* Why nonfat dry milk, and not just a cup of milk? I’d be worried about leaving out regular liquid milk at 70°F for over 3 hours, unless you’re really into the whole bacteria culture thing.
** I like using the light in the microwave, myself, by setting the bowl in the microwave and then leaving the door just slightly ajar so that the light is on and it warms up the interior.

White Whole Wheat Naan

Why bake your bread when you can fry it in butter?

I can’t get over this semi-obscure King Arthur flour: white whole wheat flour! I’ve been subbing it in for all sorts of things: all-purpose flour, more all-purpose flour…and I think my dried-out whole wheat flour, once, because I leave my whole wheat flour out in a canister on the counter* as a warning to all other products that I can and will neglect them with wild abandon.

Anyway, what is this marvel of technology, this wonder of human ingenuity, this tidily-packaged bit of proto-dough delivered to your grocery by the Magical Flour Fairies? It’s hard wheat and thus high in protein, but unlike hardcore whole wheat (HWW) the bran doesn’t have the red pigments that give HWW its stronger flavor. However, it’s still a whole-grain and so it drives that source of daily happiness, personal contentment, and well-being: regularity.

White Whole Wheat Naan
Adapted from Julie's recipe derived from Simply Indian.

Ingredients:
½ cup warm water
2 tsp active dry yeast
1 tsp white sugar
1 large egg
¼ cup vegetable oil, plus extra for cooking
1 ½ tsp salt, divided
½ tsp wheat gluten (optional)
2 ½ cups white whole wheat flour, plus extra for dusting

6 Tbs plain whole yogurt

4 Tbs unsalted butter

In my house, you do as I say.  Butter that naan, boy!

Directions:
1. Dissolve the white sugar in the warm water, and then stir in the yeast. Let it sit for 5 minutes. It should start to foam; if it doesn’t, the yeast is dead. Toss it out with great solemnity, and try a non-yeast flatbread recipe instead**.
2. In a large bowl, stir the wheat gluten and ½ tsp salt into the flour, then stir in the egg and vegetable oil until dough starts to come together. Stir in the yogurt. Knead the dough in the bowl for 2 minutes.
3. Cover the bowl with a damp kitchen towel and place in a warm (~70 °F), still environment. I use the microwave with the door slightly ajar, so that the light is on but the door still holds in its warmth. Let the dough rise for approximately an hour.
4. On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough out into a thick cylinder approximately 8-10” long. Slice it into 6 same-sized cylinders. Roll the cylinders into spheres with your hands, sprinkle a pinch of salt evenly over ech, and then gently press them unto a flat circle with your palm, and roll them flatter with a rolling pin.
5. Melt the butter in a plate with a shallow rim.
6. Heat a skillet over medium heat. When hot, add in just enough vegetable oil to thinly coat the whole skillet.
7. To cook the naan, dunk each piece in the melted butter and let the extra drip off for a moment, then place flat in the hot skillet. After 45 – 60 seconds, flip the naan and let it cook an additional 30 – 45 seconds.
8. Pile the naan together on a plate with a (non-damp!) kitchen towel draped over them, to keep them warm.

These guys keep for a week and a half if you store them in a sealed container in the fridge. They’ll keep okay in a sealed container at room temperature for about two days, but beyond that you’ll start to see some mold.


References:
King Arthur White Whole Wheat


* Wheat flour should be stored in the freezer, taken out for periodic exercise, and never looked full in the face.
** Coming soon: white whole wheat pita!